Well, yes, actually I do. And, by the way, I'm picking up on your sarcasm. And that's good because you're laying it on pretty thick. (I knew I could get your attention with a random "Tommy Boy" quote.)
So, the question I'm sure that all you loyal readers (all five of you) are asking yourselves is one of these three possibilities.
1. Z, where have you been all this time?
2. Why come back now?
3. What was the name of the bad guy from Tron?
And the answers, in no particular order, are:
1. Because I was looking at my previous posts and realized how much I actually enjoy this "blogging" thing.
2. Zark.
3. Right here in Mattoon.
I'll let you decipher the correct correspondence of the question to answer algorithm there. And, yes, I just used a big word and care not whether it was used in the correct context.
Seriously, though, I should apologize for the lengthy absence. But, I won't. Instead I'll just make a flimsy promise to try harder to post at a more regular interval.
Here's this post's piece of "self-destructive evangelism"

Does everyone remember the "billboards from God" craze from a few years ago? Well, it looks like Calvary Tabernacle United Pentecostal Church has just taken it to the 21st century! They may as well just take the church doors off the hinges with all of the lost people this sign is going to attract!
"Hey! This church mentions Facebook! I'm sooooo there!"
Alright, that's enough out of me.