Something to keep you coming back

Who invented blogging? Does anyone have the answer? I am quite seriously interested to know. Who was the first person to make a concious decision to share their innermost thoughts with the world (wide web)? Does that person now stand on a street corner and yell to everyone who can hear, "HEY! I invented blogging! No wait, it's true! COME BACK HERE!" Yeah, I sit here at my 'pooter and make fun of said person.......while I myself am, indeed, blogging. D'oh!

I've read a few random blogs recently and find some with more comments than I can count. Well.....alright, I don't need to count them because it tells you exactly how many comments are there, but you catch my drift. However, this concept of "superstar blogging" poses some interesting questions. What is it about these "popular" blogs that draws people back to them again and again? Do these bloggers know all these people that are commenting? What makes them so interesting? Does this outfit make me look fat? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? And so on and so forth?

Well, I know the answers to none of these questions. I don't even want to begin to try and warp my mind around them. I have no idea what compels so many people to come back for every entry written by Joe Blow from Randomville, USA. The only thing I can do is try and come up with something myself. What is it that will cause you, the reader, to come back and see what wit and wisdom I just might have to spew forth onto your computer monitor? How about this....

Look a little familiar? Yeah, pretty much the same thing I did on the last entry. Different song though.

And that's pretty much what I have to offer. Oh, I'll probably come up with some fun and interesting topics to blather on about. But, mark my words, you will get to see me lipsynch a different rock ballad in each and every entry. Who wouldn't keep coming back for that? Crazy people, that's who! That, and pagans.

Not to mention a little random cuteness like this......


Oh yeah. You know you'll be back.