The Rains Came Down.......

Genesis 9:11 says "I promise every living creature that the earth and those living on it will never again be destroyed by a flood."

This is, of course, God speaking to Noah and his sons after the entire planet was, indeed, destroyed by a flood. Unfortunately for me, scripture says nothing about the same promise being made for my basement.

On the evening of Tuesday, February 5th my wife went downstairs to get a rubbermaid container. As I sat on the couch eagerly awaiting her return (we were getting ready to watch an episode of 24), this conversation took place across the void of space stretching from our living room, through the kitchen, and finally down the stairs:

Kyla: "oh no....."
Z: "what?"
Kyla: "Oh No...."
Z: "What??"
Kyla: "OH NO!"
Z: "WHAT??!!!!"

Finally curiosity got the better of me and caused me to lift my keyster off the couch and make the journey to the nether realm of the Zastrow abode........and I'm pretty sure that I don't need to elaborate on what I found there (based on the aforementioned scripture reference).

I'm not going to go into how much such an event sucks. Any idiot can do that. Especially an emo idiot. With the mulitple piercings. And the hair hanging in their eyes. And the general hatred for........everything. Emos suck.

Where was I? Um.........you know this is one of those times where I thought I had more to say than I really did. So.......Here's this:




And how could I forget the obligatory cuteness?